A few Limmericks I wrote while at work about the stream. *Caution! Some naughty words inserted*

Princess Haley is about to sing
Her melodic voice shall ring
Dammit! Now she is distracted
Because Goonch has enacted
Haley's fainting, from her "groove on in" thing

What happened to Haley's Latintiger?
Whose passion for her burned like fire
She sips on some tea
While she moistens like the sea
As "Haley baby" rings in her head like a choir

Noelino plays quite the fool
Over the chat ladies he does drool
Too bad he doesn't know
There is a better chance of snow
Falling on the devils heated whirlpool

Oh surely you all do jest
Kyle's gaming skills surpasses the rest
While the haters may talk
So soon they shall balk
As Kyle proves he is still the best

Oh where has young Eastie gone?
He has been gone for so very long
He's still makin' toast?!
In that time I could have baked a roast
And the mayo thing still seems wrong

There once was a chatter named Bleeehhh
Who was made fun of so violently
She changed her name to Jen
And got married after then
To a man who ties children to a tree

There once was a Princess named Haley
Whose visage resembles a fairy
She and Jill took a shower
While screaming DELICATE FLOWER!
As they prepared for their trip to marry

Haley's mom makes everyones heart tick
While Kyle thinks he's pretty slick
As Haley goes on some rants
Kyle feels a tightness in his pants
Soon after, Haley punches him in the dick!

Oh, Noelino. You rake.

I love this, Noel! I especially like the shower part, very accurate.