Rapture???

Subject: Rapture??? Sat May 21, 2011 10:45 pm

wtf? it didn't happen? now what am I suppose to do with all these servants and wifes/hookers? I can't take these into the afterlife with me now. These corpses are starting to smell.

Subject: Re: Rapture??? Sat May 21, 2011 11:30 pm

You're mad? I skipped through town naked with a boombox playing 'Safety Dance' all day. I guess the rapture doesn't dance.

WE CAN DANCE, WE CAN DANCE, EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL.

Subject: Re: Rapture??? Sun May 22, 2011 12:08 am

The real reason we haven't been casting isn't because Haley has been really sick. No, in actuality, we've been preparing for the Rapture. Now, I've got to go track down all those clothes I gave to the homeless. On second thought, maybe I'll just stay naked forever.

Yeah, I'm gonna go with that one.

Subject: Re: Rapture??? Sun May 22, 2011 12:20 am

Dance with me, Kyle. Naked together. Forever.

Subject: Re: Rapture??? Sun May 22, 2011 9:15 am

everyones doing the dance.

Subject: Re: Rapture??? Sun May 22, 2011 12:42 pm

Since I am alive...I wonder if Jephs universe had a rapture...oh wait she would still be here cause I am still here. We=sinners. (Herp derp) Silly me.

Subject: Re: Rapture??? Sun May 22, 2011 8:20 pm

Whos Jeph?

Subject: Re: Rapture??? Mon May 23, 2011 9:10 pm

The real question is why would any of you (or any of the rest of us) plan anything for the Rapture?

There's been far too much princess raping for us to get to Heaven, and I don't think the Devil wants any part of The Swarm either.

And besides, religious based apocalypses aren't the ones to worry about, the zombie based ones are.

Subject: Re: Rapture??? Mon May 23, 2011 9:29 pm

I will teach the zombies how to dance.

Subject: Re: Rapture??? Tue May 24, 2011 5:39 pm

http://www.regretsy.com/2011/05/22/rapture-winners/