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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:10 pm

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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:10 pm

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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:11 pm

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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:37 pm

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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:28 pm

This is my story about this guy I’ve known for about 2 years now and… his obsession… This is LONG… I apologize.
Okay, there’s this guy, G , who is not only the most annoying guy ever, but perverted to the point where it terrifies me. See, G is a classic weeaboo: obsessed with anime and manga, gushing over Japanese girls, loving Yuri to… a disturbing amount (he thinks Yaoi is disgusting and that only gay guys like it) , thinking Japan is superior to all other countries and etc etc.
The first part of my story starts when I first got to know him and stuff after a while of talking to him. First thing he blabbers to me about? Naruto and Bleach and how they’re the greatest animes ever to be made. He also wouldn’t shut up about the girls in the shows with huge breasts. Saying things like “They’re so sexy and their tits… I just wanna -insert his creepy ass signature smile here- press my face into them.” And so on… I got aggravated because 1. I don’t like anime to begin with and 2. I don’t want to hear him talking about how sexy anime chicks are because, dude, THEY’RE DRAWINGS. They’re not gonna have sex with you! Hell, if they were real, they still wouldn’t!
Anyway, he would always talk about how cute and sexy Japanese girls were. He even went as far as telling me that he would jerk off to pictures of Asian cosplayers and stars. THANKS FOR SHARING, NOW PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I RUN FAR FAR AWAY.
It got worse when we went on a field trip for a week with our ROTC class to the USS Yorktown. A whole week of this weeaboo. So, after a couple days of keeping far from G, I thought he laid off me. I was wrong. Me and my little tour group decided to relax next to some cool planes on the ship while waiting till it was time for lunch. That’s when G walks over, alone obviously, because no one wanted to be his tour buddy, and me and my friends looked at each other.
He sits down in front of me on a bench thing (I was on the floor) and grins at all of us. “Want to listen to some music?” G asks and, curious, I look at his i-Phone he had out to check his music out. HOLY MOTHERLOAD OF J-POP. J-pop everywhere! And some random ass anime songs that looked like they were from girly anime. He had Vocaloid, too. Not being a big fan of J-pop, I sighed and said “any songs on here that are in ENGLISH?” My friends nodded and he ignored me by BLASTING some annoying song from the playlist. Then he spoke, “American music is shitty. It’s no where as catchy and cute as J-pop is. Plus, the American girl singers are all ugly (what???) and all of these are so kawaii and sexy when they dance.” I lost it at KAWAII.
“American songs aren’t shitty… well, not all are. Also, there’s a lot of pretty female musicians from America!” G looked at me and laughed his stupid laugh, “yeah… they’re all slutty though. Or just bitches.” I fumed and replied “There are Japanese girls like that too, you know! Hell, there are girls from ANY country that are like that! STOP THINKING THAT JAPAN IS PERFECT.”
He gave me the dirtiest glare and told me that I was just jealous. That was last straw, I literally punched him hard in the arm, I wanted it to be his face but I couldn’t get kicked out of ROTC, and told him that he needed to get over himself. I didn’t talk to him anymore after that.
When it came to the end of the school year, me and G ended up bumping into each other and he told me that he might have found a Japanese girlfriend. I inwardly rolled my eyes but listened. Seems he went to a restaurant with his parents and noticed an Asian family sitting near his table. He thought they were Japanese because OBVIOUSLY the only Asians are Japanese and he told me he winked at the poor Asian girl sitting there. She supposedly smiled and he got a huge boner, I bet. He passed his number to her before leaving and told me that she seemed happy with it. I bet she was like “wtf?” I doubt something happened between them.
The only girlfriend he’s ever had broke up with him because he was way too obsessed with her and always tried to touch her where she didn’t feel comfortable to be touched. She was Asian. Go Figure.
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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:30 pm

Things I miss about Japan:
the sky
the sun in the morning
waking up at 4 am, thinking it was 7
my room
my bed
miyuki, hitomi, tsuyoshi, risa, hikari, takuya, ryo, cherry, the president of dsci, japan, everyone
the bunka center
the cars
the food
the mountains
the tunnels in the mountains, where you’d have to turn your lights on in them
the sunset
the torrential rains that are gone within 5 seconds
tokyo disneyland
breakfast
the news in the morning
the shower being separate from the toilet
the train
o’hara junior high school
ping pong… and breaking the table
cleaning, yes, cleaning at the school
walking to the book store
the roads
the gymnasium
the peace bell
tokyo
MEGA MACS
tea with my miccy d’s lunch
the market
meeting new people
the trees, especially the mini-palm-tree-like-trees
narita airport
tokyo tower
roger-san
detective conan on television
emailing my mom on miyuki’s computer
hitomi and tsuyoshi’s kitchen
the stairs leading upstairs
the toilets lololol don’t ask
dinner with the mayor
chicken pizza
adding up the numbers on the license plates
“you are not alone, together we stand”
My crewww~
domo/hello kitty store
SHIBUYA, SHINJUKU, TOYKO, O’HARA, KATSUURA, HARAJUKU, ONJUKU, ISUMI
katsuura fishing port
judo and kendo
somuchmoreeee
everything.
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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:21 pm

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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:44 pm

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE U


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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:25 pm

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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:33 pm

"Your father played in a band, but never practiced or made a song. They all got drunk instead"

-mom
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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:47 pm

Mama Jen wrote:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE U


A-W-E-S-O-M-E AWESOME!
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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:57 pm

"Your father was the singer of the band. That's why it failed"
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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:59 pm

"For our one month dating anniversary, your father wrote a song for me. He sang it. I couldn't tell if it was in Japanese or English."
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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:05 pm

omg
this is worst

"I met your father at a music store. He was in a punk section and I was in the pop. I was leaving the store when I tripped and spilled hot coffee on him. I was so embarrassed, I thought he would be mad at me, but he just smiled and said 'You're more hotter than this hot coffee.' To this day I still don't know that means."
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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:05 pm

I wish I hadn't know that.
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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:08 pm

Just think. If that awful line didn't work, you wouldn't exist.
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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:23 pm

"He followed me to the bus and asked me what my phone number was. I was going to give him a fake, but I spilled coffee on him. Giving him my number was the least I can do.

A few months later we had our first date. I could tell he was nervous because he wore his shirt backwards. We went to this cheap restaurant, I hated that place but he loved it. We talked about school stuff, parents, and eventually music. He didn't take a liking to my interests in pop. He told me he liked punk and rock and that his favorite band was Kuro. I told him I've never heard of Kuro so he went on and on about how great their music was....I pretended to listen.

After the date he told me he had really fun. I lied and said I did to. He offered me to stay at his house for the night, I lied again saying that I had homework to do. Later that night he called me again...."
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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:24 pm

I am the spawn of bad pick up lines.
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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:36 pm

Trolololol
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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:09 pm

"He called again wanting to go on another date with me. He said we can do something that I liked. I told him he could come over to my house next week for dinner. He sounded really excited about that.

On the night of the dinner I planned for him to break up with me. I purposely cooked a terrible meal for him hoping that he wouldn't want a wife that's a terrible cook, since that's what most men wanted at the time. When he arrived, he was all dressed up, clean shaven, and he even cut his hair. I didn't even dress up or look nice at all, I didn't know he was so serious about it. When we started eating, I thought this will be the last time I'll ever see him; I was waiting for that moment for him to break up with me. He started eating he could tell something was wrong. He asked me who cooked the meal and I proudly said that it was me. He obviously lied and said he loved it. He continued eating the whole meal. I was shocked by it, but the faces he made while eating were sort of funny. After dinner he told me he was satisfied with my dinner and wanted to eat with me again. As he was leaving he turned around and kissed me on the lips, he later told me that was his first kiss, and ran out the house embarrassed.

Later I heard puking sounds from the front door. He was throwing up the dinner I made for him. I have him some water and told him to lay down in the guest room for awhile. He told me he was sorry for throwing up. I felt really bad for him. He ended up spending a night that night. When I went to check on him the next morning; he was gone..."
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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:51 pm

"About a day past since the dinner date. I was kind of sad that it had to end that way. He was a sweet guy and he treated me like an angel. I thought I should call him to see if he was ok.

I called his number and nobody picked up. I called again and his brother picked up. He said that he hasn't returned to the house in about a day. He and his parents thought he was with his friends again all night. I started to get really worried and started searching for him. I called all my friends to start searching for him. We searched all day and most of my friends had given up. I eventually found him at the one place I'd never look, the restaurant we went on our first date on. He was still wearing the suit he wore on the dinner date. When I started talking to him his eye's were wide open. He thought he'd never see me again. He made this poutty face and said sorry for puking out my dinner. I asked him why he kept the suit on, he said if he would of taken it off he thought to lose the only memory he has of me. I punched him and called him an idiot because that didn't make any sense. Then I kissed him........"

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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:56 pm

I LOVE story time w/ Mama Jen!
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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:01 pm

My first comic book should be the Origin of Jen. xD
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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Sat Aug 06, 2011 2:25 pm

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PostSubject: Re: FOR HEATMISER   Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:02 pm

Can anyone tell me why its so hard to pray, but easy to swear? Why clubs are growing and churches are shrinking? Why its so hard to re post a christian status, but easy to post some gossip? Why we can worship a celebrity, but not Christ? You gonna ignore this? Christ said, if you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny in front of my father. Re-post if your not worried about what your friends will think.

Amen, ♥



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