Would You...?

Would you...?

1. ...serenade me with an ABBA song?
2. ...do twelve hours of Disney park-hopping with me?
3. ...eat something the first time I’ve cooked it?
4. ...spank my botto ‘til I cry?
5. ...have a two-person dance party with me?
6. ...make a home movie using Barbies with me?
7. ...let me call you Daddy?
8. ...paint my toes?
9. ...let ME paint YOUR toes?
10. ...read aloud to me?
11. ...let me pick the music when riding in your car?
12. ...swear Cheryl is way hotter than Betty OR Veronica?
13. ...take a bath with me?
14. ...have a sunflower-seed-spittin’ contest with me?
15. ...sniff my armpits to let me know if I’m ripe or not?
16. ...sit in front of a fan and sing to make out voices sound all robot-y?
17. ...argue about which Colonial Marine is the best?
18. ...play Haley Simon? (*Instructions Below)
19. ...let me kidnap you for a day?
20. ...lounge around drinking peppermint cocoa and doing read-thrus of Richard III?
21. ...shake it for me?
22. ...pee in the Princess Bathroom?
23. ...unbreak my heart?
24. ...chop me up into little pieces and make me into soup?

(*Haley Simon game play – You basically just smack each of my boobs and butt cheeks randomly while making ‘boop beep boop boop’ noises. You know. Like Simon. Ashleigh is reigning champion.)

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ALL OF THE ABOVE

In addition to those above, I would also...

1. ...let you play dress-up with me as the doll, and vice versa.
2. ...give you belly raspberries.
3. ...have Strip Poker Saturdays with you.
4. ...write small poems and leave them under your pillow in the mornings.
5. ...have mock trials JUST so we can wear the white wigs.
6. ...take tap-dancing lessons with you.
7. ...sit outside when it's a clear night and look for constellations. Also, trace our own.
8. ...teach you a thing or two about being an animal.
9. ...get into deep discussions with you about whether we are, in fact, in the Matrix. Graphs will be prepared.
10. ...play Scrabble using only dirty words.
11. ...go apple picking and only choose the apples at the top, so we have to climb to get them.
12. ...hike to the top of a mountain and sing any song by The Village People as loudly as we can.
13. ...make and feed you Strawberry Tuxedos in the bath you mentioned.
14. ...curl up in our pajamas and watch a 24 hour marathon of musicals or old cartoons.
15. ...browse through sex shops, find the largest, most violent-looking strap on and wink suggestively at the cashier.
16. ...push you on swings at playgrounds.
17. ...help film our own movie trailer.
18. ...slow dance in the rain.
19. ...go antique shopping.
20. ...punish you if you were a bad girl.
21. ...reward you if you were a good girl.
22. ...give you full-body massages.
23. ...call you my "baby girl".
24. ...rip potential out of you that you never even knew you had.


Just the tip of the iceburg.

Holy balls, Goonch.

Can I watch you two while you do all of that?