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If farts are to be banned should burps and pooping be next?
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PostSubject: Farting illegal?    Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:23 pm

Who knew one could make a law against a normal human function?! Everyone should move to Malawi. They seem to be on the cutting edge when it comes to stopping farts from polluting our airspace! The link to the story is below: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351174/African-country-set-make-breaking-wind-crime.html
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PostSubject: Re: Farting illegal?    Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:40 pm

I think we should legally change the word 'fart' to the phrase 'fouling the air'.
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PostSubject: Re: Farting illegal?    Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:48 am

If that law was passed(hahahaha) in the U.S., Haley would never laugh again.
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PostSubject: Re: Farting illegal?    Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:58 pm

Thinking this law applies to farting is fucking retarded.

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Mr Chaponda, a trained lawyer, insists that this includes farting.

"Would you be happy to see people farting anyhow?" he asked on the popular "Straight Talk" programme on Malawi's Capital Radio.

One, I think it's funny how they pause to say, "a trained lawyer" implying that he should be smart enough to realise this law is about pollution, not farting.
Two, you cannot see farts.

Sounds like he got his qualifications from a bin.
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PostSubject: Re: Farting illegal?    Sat Feb 05, 2011 1:10 am

Does fogging up your windows count as seeing a fart?
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